User blog:Fat Alvin Fan/there is a pipe bomb inside your mailbox

Here, here, here we go

''So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! Huh!''

''DK! Donkey Kong!''

''He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! Huh!''

''DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!''

''This Kong's got style, so listen up, dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh!''

''DK! Donkey Kong!''

''He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune! Huh!''

''DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!''

''He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! Huh!''

''DK! Donkey Kong! Huh!''

''Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the D.K. crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy! Huh!''

Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge!

''Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! Ahh, yeah!''

''Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells! Ahh, yeah!''